Old Man and the Barber Shop Joke

Old Man and the Barber Shop

An old man walks into the barber shop for a shave and a haircut. He tells the barber he probably cannot get all of his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age.

Barber says I got you covered and throws a hot towel over his face saying this will soften your whiskers.

We are going to leave it on three minutes, The barber then gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells the gentleman to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin.

Barber Shop

Barber goes to work with skilled hands from years of shaves. When he is finally finished, the old man runs his hands across his face and tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he’s had in years.

The old man says I never have thought about putting a ball in his mouth and asked the barber concerned what would have happened if he had swallowed that little ball.

The barber replied, “Just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does…”

To funny not to share!

Laughter truly is The Best Medicine…!


Steve Schellert



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